A Funny Thing Happened To Me Last SaturdayPosted: April 12, 2011
note: this was originally written last Saturday (April 9, 2011)
Today I was writing a law paper on the 26th floor of StuVi2, and I watched the jets fly over Fenway Park for the Red Sox home opener. It was cool, to say the least, and I tried to soak it all in, that stunning skyline on a perfectly clear spring day, as I knew that I would be graduating in one month, never to see that view again.
After I finished writing my paper, I took the elevator down to my eight-man suite on the 18th floor. As the elevator descended, I began reading a lengthy and detailed email on my BlackBerry, with the smartphone close to my face to see everything on the small screen. As the doors opened a guy walked in as I walked out, my head still hunched and eyes still locked on my BlackBerry as I walked down the hall until I reached my eight-man suite, the second door on the left, and opened it without a key because we always leave our main door unlocked, walked in, saw someone on the couch out of the corner of my eye (probably Dan; he was watching TV when I left), said a casual “Hey,” then noticed a deflated air mattress on the floor of the hallway outside my room that was not there when I had left. Then I noticed that the bathroom across from my room looked completely different — why were the tiles green and not grey?
I spun around, looked at the guy in the Red Sox cap on the couch, and he said “Hey” with a look of amused bewilderment, as if responding to a quiet “hello” from a stranger who was in his face on a crowded but silent subway making its morning commute.
“HEY. Uh. What floor am I on?”
“Nineteen,” he replied, grinning.
“OH!! HAHA, I live on eighteen, I live on EIGHTEEN! HAHA, sorry about that…
…welp, see ya later,” I said.
“See ya!” he said back, returning to his book.
And then I walked out, laughing all the way down the hallway. BlackBerrys can make you look like an idiot.
– Jonah Lundberg
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